02-19-08 16:20

“Don’t you think that’s sadistic?”

“What?”

“Listening to Beethoven.”

“Why would that be sadistic?”

“You’re reading A Clockwork Orange at the same time!”

“Oh. The ninth. The glorious ninth. You imply that even though Alex is just a character, it’s like rubbing it in Your Humble Narrator’s litso, during the times when he was unable to slooshy dobby old Ludwig Van.”

“… You sure are queer as one.”

“A what? A clockwork orange? It’s subtle. I’m not concerned with motive or higher ethics. I am only concerned with pleasing myself.”

“A noble goal, Dr. Brodsky.”

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